Behind the scenes
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Joint development of the GROW2000 between SeattleSAR Tech and JDI continues, we even had JDI's PR team out to take a picture of the development. (Guess which one is from them) In addition, we have a working advertising poster for the project. Enjoy!
Corporate jet? No.
Now your replica of the bat mobile on the other hand...
Our R&D team offers their sincerest and most humble apologies for that technical oversight.
Please be assured, those responsible for this have been sacked.
Now your replica of the bat mobile on the other hand...
Our R&D team offers their sincerest and most humble apologies for that technical oversight.
Please be assured, those responsible for this have been sacked.
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In conjunction with Microsoft no longer supporting Windows XP, effective April 8, 2014, JDI will no longer be supporting the JDI One-Sheet-At-A-Time Toilet Tissue Dispenser. The costs to maintain the software platform for the OSAATTD cannot be bolstered by our other fine products.
We appreciate your understanding.
We appreciate your understanding.
I was having lunch with a vendor at a downtown eatery. He asked why we didn’t dine at the JDI cafeteria, seeing we had just been on the campus.
I asked him, “Did you happen to notice there were no stray animals on the property?”
He said, “Yes, but, I don’t get the connection—oh. OH!”
I asked him, “Did you happen to notice there were no stray animals on the property?”
He said, “Yes, but, I don’t get the connection—oh. OH!”
SeattleSAR Technologies is announcing a new product line in traffic preemption. The CN-1RH. In this latest model, we remove your after market push bumpers and install Chuck Norris. Whether is a car that won't move, or a light that needs some changing, one chuck Norris brand roundhouse kick fixes it all. Works with Setina and Go Rhino push bumper mounts. For a PIT option, ask about the CN-1RH-R, in which we install a rotating Chuck Norris that you can aim at the vehicle you need to stop and deploy the roundhouse to spin then out. Taking pre orders now for delivery when Chuck Norris is ready, as no living man can give Chuck Norris orders. Order today.
So Jazz invited reps of SeattleSAR Tech to view testing of their new bomb squad gear. We decided to have a little fun with the test subject.
JazzDad said:
Was that an edge on a late model ford pickup?
The ford could be the cause of the fire.
Sécurité d’JDI Groupe, a division of JazzDad International, Ltd, was recently approached by the Atomic Energy Commission to investigate an enrichment facility near Ahvaz, Iran. Our covert team did, indeed, find a factory that was making macaroni enriched with iron and vitamin D.
JDI: Making our world safer and healthier.
JDI: Making our world safer and healthier.
This may come as a strange request, but those of you who have become familiar with JDI equipment will understand completely.
We got an obsolete JDI bar in for factory service, however, we no longer have any of the technical specifications for it. Can any of you look at this photo and tell me which DIP switch configuration we would use to change the flash pattern to double helix?
We got an obsolete JDI bar in for factory service, however, we no longer have any of the technical specifications for it. Can any of you look at this photo and tell me which DIP switch configuration we would use to change the flash pattern to double helix?
unfortunately that is the non dip switch version. it requires modifications...
first you must take the chain off the lever and attach it to the tank side keep the float arm up...
second disconnect the float arm and toss it to your closest k9.
third remove the flapper from the drain closing and use it to discipline off spring.
requiring an external hose adapter, add hose to filler hose. send the tube down now non flapped drain hole and run the piping through into the bowl.
clip hose extension to location of your choice to turn new reformatted product into a bathroom fountain, automatic pet waterer, or automatic cleaning toilet, or non medical enema dispenser.
first you must take the chain off the lever and attach it to the tank side keep the float arm up...
second disconnect the float arm and toss it to your closest k9.
third remove the flapper from the drain closing and use it to discipline off spring.
requiring an external hose adapter, add hose to filler hose. send the tube down now non flapped drain hole and run the piping through into the bowl.
clip hose extension to location of your choice to turn new reformatted product into a bathroom fountain, automatic pet waterer, or automatic cleaning toilet, or non medical enema dispenser.
Does anyone have a NOS JDI Illumis bar? I'd like to get one of these discontinued bars for my collection.
Bobcat753 said:
Dealing in the spirit of JDI's business model, would you be willing to take a 3rd party, out of state rubber check drawn in either blue or green crayon?
OK, that was fun but let's get serious for a moment.
June will be here before we know it. JDI is proud to announce it will once again conduct its annual summer intern program. Here’s your chance to place your children in a safe and nurturing environment while school is out. Come September, your kids will return home with knowledge you never dreamed they could acquire. Fill out the on-line application form at JDI today. (Your child’s application is invalidated without the $1,299.99 consideration fee.)
Pictured, some of last year’s interns working on the JDI Insaniti® prototype.
June will be here before we know it. JDI is proud to announce it will once again conduct its annual summer intern program. Here’s your chance to place your children in a safe and nurturing environment while school is out. Come September, your kids will return home with knowledge you never dreamed they could acquire. Fill out the on-line application form at JDI today. (Your child’s application is invalidated without the $1,299.99 consideration fee.)
Pictured, some of last year’s interns working on the JDI Insaniti® prototype.
JazzDad said:
Was that picture from the JDI Halloween party, or is that the longest tenured employee?
Little did we know but the Genius's at JDI also had a custom car manufacturing section..... the photos were leaked before Mr. Bones untimely demise... Mr. Bones choice of music didn't help much....
Bobcat753 said:
What can I say? It takes a while to make a nice green crayon check. Especially for $5 million.