Just out of curiosity, what does JDI offer for the SAR/react/skyporn amber light whackers? Was thinking after a long hiatus from lightning about upfitting my grand prix and starting a local react club. Going to need lots of amber, though.
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JDI, Inc. will now be offering K-9 retrofit kits for most major vehicles. In fact, we are re-defining how the industry thinks about K-9 operations.
Now, instead of just riding around in the back, your 4-footed officer can operate his own unit. You’ll be the envy of every agency in your area when your K-9 unit pulls up with Fido behind the wheel. We have everything from pedal extensions to door handles for those department members who were formerly limited by their lack of opposable thumbs. Tired of the high cost of dog food and vet bills? No longer will your dog be a burden to the department. Besides just performing searches, with JDI’s help he can:
Don’t hesitate. Contact “Spike” in our sales department today for more information.
Now, instead of just riding around in the back, your 4-footed officer can operate his own unit. You’ll be the envy of every agency in your area when your K-9 unit pulls up with Fido behind the wheel. We have everything from pedal extensions to door handles for those department members who were formerly limited by their lack of opposable thumbs. Tired of the high cost of dog food and vet bills? No longer will your dog be a burden to the department. Besides just performing searches, with JDI’s help he can:
- operate radar enforcement
- patrol the neighborhood
- issue citations
- make donuts runs.
Don’t hesitate. Contact “Spike” in our sales department today for more information.
I would like to submit a JDI product idea. The GROW 2000. GROW, an acronym for Guaranteed Right Of Way, replaces the center section of a lightbar with a small guided tactical nuclear device that when fired, will instantly vaporize any other vehicle which does not yield to your lights and sirens. Vaporization means no messy clean up ( though a slight dusting by a street sweeper may be all that is required ) and no heaping wrecks to have to swerve around. Plus, with your dash cam footage, you can always entertain everyone watching the fallout again and again. Order yours today.
proudfirefighter said:
Don't know why, but reading that made me laugh. Definite +1 on that. Good call.
So I heard back from JDI Legal, and development of the GROW 2000 will commence in conjunction with the newly formed SeattleSAR Technologies Corp. More news as it develops.
JazzDad said:
Are you planning a hostile takeover of SeattleSAR Tech? No need for hostilities, we can negotiate fairly. Matter of fact, I'll give you the rights to STC in exchange for 24 beers, a steak dinner with all the trimmings and a position as head of new product development at JDI. Oh yeah, and a 1 year supply of bacon.
In exchange, you will receive the plans for all of our products.
SeattleSAR said:
Deal breaker. JDI is only a multi-billion dollar corporation, and your propensity for bacon consumption is legendary.
JazzDad said:
I'll offer a partnership for the above, but instead of a 1 year supply, 2 pounds per week for 6 months.
Special Announcement from JazzDad Industries, Inc, JDI, LTD and IJD, AG.
JDI has been ISO 9001 compliant for years. We have always been the go-to company for innovation. And we are now pleased to say we are now 100% ADA compliant, with regard to the visually impaired.
For years, color blind people were confused when an emergency vehicle approached with their flashing lights on. At JDI, we’ve solved the problem. All future JDI products; lightbars, beacons and modules, along with the standard colors, will now be available also in BROWN. Fleet managers, think of the cost-savings in stocking only one color for replacement modules and filters!
Another option to help color blind folks recognize an approaching emergency vehicle are our new LED modules that spell out the color (see photo).
There can be no color-ambiguity with these products.
We haven’t neglected totally blind folks. The last product, of which we are the most proud, is the COM-Hear®. The JDI Call Out Module interfaces with all brands of siren, even those companies whose equipment is not as well-made as JDI’s superior products. These units install in-line with the PA mic input, so there is no soldering needed. The siren tone is momentarily interrupted by a voice clearly stating the color of the light that is flashing. This product is limited only by the power of your siren, 100W, 200W or more! Example: Comet pattern will say, in a clear voice, ”red-red, blue-blue...” Action pattern calls out: ”red-blue-blue-red-blue-red-red-red-blue-red-red-blue-red...” For our customers across the big pond, we have Euro-specific COM-Hear® units that project “bleu, blau, blå”, etc; whatever your region requires. Our South Texas model will say, ”rojo” and ”azul”. (Be sure to specify language when ordering.)
JDI has been ISO 9001 compliant for years. We have always been the go-to company for innovation. And we are now pleased to say we are now 100% ADA compliant, with regard to the visually impaired.
For years, color blind people were confused when an emergency vehicle approached with their flashing lights on. At JDI, we’ve solved the problem. All future JDI products; lightbars, beacons and modules, along with the standard colors, will now be available also in BROWN. Fleet managers, think of the cost-savings in stocking only one color for replacement modules and filters!
Another option to help color blind folks recognize an approaching emergency vehicle are our new LED modules that spell out the color (see photo).
There can be no color-ambiguity with these products.
We haven’t neglected totally blind folks. The last product, of which we are the most proud, is the COM-Hear®. The JDI Call Out Module interfaces with all brands of siren, even those companies whose equipment is not as well-made as JDI’s superior products. These units install in-line with the PA mic input, so there is no soldering needed. The siren tone is momentarily interrupted by a voice clearly stating the color of the light that is flashing. This product is limited only by the power of your siren, 100W, 200W or more! Example: Comet pattern will say, in a clear voice, ”red-red, blue-blue...” Action pattern calls out: ”red-blue-blue-red-blue-red-red-red-blue-red-red-blue-red...” For our customers across the big pond, we have Euro-specific COM-Hear® units that project “bleu, blau, blå”, etc; whatever your region requires. Our South Texas model will say, ”rojo” and ”azul”. (Be sure to specify language when ordering.)
Epic! Sign me up for the voice module. Kinda reminds me of my old sergeant. When someone wouldn't move for him on a code 3 run, he would get on the PA and yell, "hey dumb ass,
PULL OVER!) Maybe you could offer a taped version of that..........
PULL OVER!) Maybe you could offer a taped version of that..........
don't forget the valley girl compliant version.
"its like red and uhhhhh ohh wait blue aww its like red and the blue."
not to be confused with hilly billy compliancy.
"hey jimbo what colur dat be over yonder is it read or blew?"
and hood compliant version....
"run its the 50"
with alternative of crip blood crip blood crip crip crip blood blood blood
"its like red and uhhhhh ohh wait blue aww its like red and the blue."
not to be confused with hilly billy compliancy.
"hey jimbo what colur dat be over yonder is it read or blew?"
and hood compliant version....
"run its the 50"
with alternative of crip blood crip blood crip crip crip blood blood blood
JazzDad said:
Um, no......... He was "encouraged" to retire after 45 years of service after deciding he didn't want to chase a suspect on foot, so he hit him with the cruiser. On purpose. He handled it well. Tucked a jaywalking ticket into the guy's shirt pocket as they were loading him into the medic.
There are many up-fitting companies out there, with varying degrees of competency. In the near future, JDI will be offering un-fitting services. We will remove the emergency equipment from your vehicles at the lowest cost around. E-mail us today for a bid.
SeattleSAR Tech is currently working on a solution to down fitting emergency vehicles. Submitted by one of our people working on the GROW2000 Project, or system involves a .025 kiloton charge of weapons grade plutonium being placed on the center of the vehicle, then detonated. This process ensures the vehicle will NEVER be used for impersonation purposes.
Speaking of sneak peaks, you, the eLightbars community, are the first to be notified of the big sale coming up at JDI. It's one day only, and we hold this sales extravaganza 3 out of every 4 years. So hurry in to the JDI retail store, or visit us on-line this February 29th.
Calm down, big boy!
Calm down, big boy!
txff914 said:I just found a sneak peak of jazz dads newest product.
Now if we could just figure out what it does... Hey Jazz, if we guess what is can we get one for free? (Plus shipping, handling, stocking fees, and tax, tag, and license of course).
Seeing as how JDI is branching out into other avenues....
I present to you the individually sealed, lubricated, magic hair restoration kits.
here is a pic of another happy JDI customer...
I present to you the individually sealed, lubricated, magic hair restoration kits.
here is a pic of another happy JDI customer...
R & D continues on the GROW2000. We've hit a small setback here at SeattleSAR Tech.
We plan on reducing the payload on the next prototype.
We plan on reducing the payload on the next prototype.
txff914 said:I just found a sneak peak of jazz dads newest product.
I always wondered what happened to Velma after Scooby Doo was canceled......
JazzDad said:
We recently asked 100 people which they thought was brighter; the sun or the new JDI Insaniti lightbar.
First, we had them look at the Insaniti.
We hope to have the class action lawsuit, filed on behalf of the 100 blind plaintiffs, in court this August.
