Travel Scrabble

[Jarred J.]

If I were you I would have plead the 5th.on that unless you were watering some SEED

 

[Pete L.]

Only if you have the DEED to the land you're watering.

 

[Jarred J.]

Just don't get shot by the land owner or you'll be DEAD

 

[Nolines]

Disregard, my internet screwed me up!

 

[brts96]

Maybe an overdose of LEAD from the property owner?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Withdrawn, slow phone.

Sometimes I think I'd have better luck using a MEAD note pad.

 

[Jarred J.]

dont get MAD at your phone.. its the operator error..

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Who died and MADE you the comic relief?

 

[Jarred J.]

that guy in DADE county florida..

 

[Pete L.]

I asked my Wife out for a DATE. Wish me luck

 

[Jarred J.]

did you loose a DARE?

 

[brts96]

Steak humor is a RARE medium well done.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

that guy in DADE county florida..

I see what you did there, well played. Now I'll have to start a collection to get you the air FARE to go see him.

 

[Jarred J.]

As the old bugs Bunny cartoon was titled... HARE today, gone tommorow

 

[Pete L.]

But only in a BARE bottom world . . . . . . . .

 

[Jarred J.]

ARE you sure it wasn't fat bottomed? Just like @JazzDad likes

 

[brts96]

Could be. Not going to yuck someone else's yum, though.

Was looking at a postal scale recently, and saw a button for TARE weight. Does that zero it out or something?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Forget about the scale, let's get a raspberry TART.

 

[brts96]

I don't want to START thinking about pastry, especially since I'm a fat kid.

 

[Jarred J.]

If you realy dont know what tare weight is I'll tell you...cause I shine like a STAR like that

 

[Turd Ferguson]

RATS, that was going to be my next word.

 

[brts96]

I don't RATE being in such good company, that's for sure...

 

[Pete L.]

Not always, sometimes we are RATED x (as in the "ring")

 

[Jarred J.]

I HATED to type this but we're getting close to 6 letters again...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why do you HATE the six letter words? Don't you enjoy the challenge?

 

[Jarred J.]

There would be confusion and delay, as the posts would be LATE, because only so many 6 letters words exist in the English language

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Well, since that's cleared up we can continue the game on a clean SLATE.

 

[Jarred J.]

On one SKATE

 

[Pete L.]

Things got quiet. . . . . . were you off playing a game of SKAT ?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Or practicing the musical art of SCAT?

 

[Jarred J.]

I figured everyone SAT on their butts stuffing their faces yesterday..

 

[Pete L.]

I found a BAT in my garage . . . . . . . . . . . . really. . . . . . tennis racket came out

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Next time, try some BAIT

 

[Pete L.]

I couldn't WAIT that long.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Then blast it out with a 200 WATT siren.

 

[Jarred J.]

I win, I'll be famous as WYATT Earp.. good luck changing that word....

 

[Pete L.]

Used YATT to change that word (Google it).

 

[Nolines]

And there goes ZATT chasing after you with his lightsaber!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

My brother MATT is 43 today.

 

[Pete L.]

My front door MAT says "welcome" but I placed it upside down.