Travel Scrabble

[car54]

Hey, anyone have a FORK?

 

[ems60]

They do in YORK, Maine.

 

[Jarred J.]

you guys = DORK

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Bacon is my favorite PORK product.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

you guys = DORK

like your any better. have fun at WORK

 

[Jarred J.]

that is a 4 letter WORD of curse

 

[car54]

Someone needs to cut the CORD.

 

[Jarred J.]

it used to be on sundays a lot of Americans went to church to worship the LORD

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

says you ya tub of LARD

 

[Jarred J.]

Go shove a LARK where the sun dont shine

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

dont BARK orders at me son

 

[Jarred J.]

low crawl to the No - Go tree till it gets DARK 

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

test me like that again, go ahead, I DARE you

 

[ems60]

Watch it, he may throw a DART at you.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

guys gotta stop treating eachother like DIRT

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The consequences could be DIRE.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

trying to figure out where I will DINE later

 

[Jarred J.]

anywhere that's not vegan is FINE with me

 

[car54]

Maybe someplace that sell some WINE, if that's your thing.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

my fondness for wine has started to WANE, perhaps somewhere that will serve brandy would be better

 

[Jarred J.]

I wear to drink jack and nothing but jack so help me...

now everybody WANG chung tonight

 

[ems60]

You'll need a WING and a prayer for that.

 

[Jarred J.]

nope just a WIN

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

thought you already WON?

 

[Jarred J.]

what if I did? I still want it NOW

 

[car54]

Hello, did someone here call for a TOW?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Get out of TOWN.

 

[car54]

I wish I were a TOON, take a hit and see birdies. lol

 

[Jarred J.]

What happens if you get TORN in half?

 

[car54]

I'd just be BORN again.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

can be born again all you want, you'll still BURN

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Is it my TURN now?

 

[ems60]

Then we can put you in an URN

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Go stick your head in a ZURN toilet and pull the flush handle repeatedly.

 

[Jarred J.]

Professor Lisa M. ZURK  is in charge of the Electrical and Computer Engineering Department at Portland State University

 

[ems60]

Was she the founder of ZORK.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

stick a CORK in it

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Cut the CORD...

 

[Hoff]

Then eat the CURD

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i have to throw a bs CARD on the flaggrant useage of U/Z words