Travel Scrabble

[Phoenix_Rising]

BEATS me if it will

 

[Jarred J.]

BEETS is the new super food

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

what would you lot know, just a buncha has BEENS

 

[Jarred J.]

you BEEN on elightbars long?

 

[wilsonbr90]

Ever since I was a TEEN.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Foul on Dave, beens is spelled incorrectly, back to beets.


Anyone been to any swap MEETS lately?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

everyone knew what i meant, but fine; be a nancy


going back to grilling my MEATS

 

[Jarred J.]

bacon, the other pink MEAT

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i got some bacon earlier at the local food MART

 

[Jarred J.]

a trolley is a for of TRAM

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

As Seattle will tell you, my moms a bit of a TRAMP

 

[Jarred J.]

yes i hear parts of her body are like a RAMP

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

eh, mostly people prefer her RUMP

 

[Jarred J.]

after drinking RUM?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

yep. little booze and they really RAM her

 

[Jarred J.]

Any lube like PAM cooking oil?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

no, but according to Seattle shes so fat you need a MAP to find your way

 

[ems60]

Real door MAT, is she.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

If you do the MATH, the answer comes up yes.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i tried callin her the other night but she was all hopped up on METH

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Sounds like a story SETH MacFarlane might write.

 

[ems60]

Is her name BETH?

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Damn, she needs a BATH...

 

[Jarred J.]

Blind as ad a BAT you must be

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Blind as ad a BAT you must be

says the man with the typo FTW, yea I know, Im a BRAT

 

[Jarred J.]

Yes iPod autocorrect no go put on a training BRA

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Yes iPod autocorrect no go put on a training BRA

dayum son you be bombin today: proof read BRO

 

[Jarred J.]

still ipod...  it needs a fix from a magical ORB

 

[ems60]

Magical orb, you're smoking to much FORB.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Auto correct seems about as reliable as a FORD.

 

[Jarred J.]

its too early to be awake without FOOD

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm usually in the MOOD for :coffee: early in the morning.

 

[car54]

Breakfast usually MOLD and shape how the day will go..... so eat on.

 

[Jarred J.]

that is a BOLD statement

 

[ems60]

HOLD on a minute.

 

[Jarred J.]

there's GOLD in them thar hills

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Who TOLD you that?

 

[Andrewscounty82]

I am not too OLD

 

[ems60]

I am, I'm going to FOLD for the night.

 

[Jarred J.]

Old FOLK....