Behind the scenes

[JazzDad]

Another from the archive:

 

[JazzDad]

When you call JDI customer service, don’t worry- our staff are used to stupid questions.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

It has been said that there are no stupid questions.


But there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

 

[acklover]

Some test subjects after looking at the new JDI SuperNova® lightbar.

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They said something like: बहुत उज्ज्वल !

that's just nasty. I like it. 

 

[JazzDad]

Just a quick reminder: JDI still stocks reflectors for all brands of strobe bars.

 

[JazzDad]

This morning the JDI Fire Department had a drill.  Note the full PPE.

 

[JazzDad]

May 1, 2015.  For immediate release.

JazzDad Industries Announces Driver of the Year.

Louis (Louie) Throckmortenstern was named Driver of the Year by JDI today.  Throckmortenstern has been with the company since 1962.  The photo of Throckmortenstern was taken earlier this year.  The second photo is a small portion of the modern delivery fleet at JDI.

 

[JazzDad]

We want to welcome a new provider to the JDI supply chain:

 

[kitn1mcc]

That's why my last order smelled like rot and had bed bugs

 

[JazzDad]

All of our packing slips contain special instructions.  We even include photos for those who are "challenged" by reading.

 

[Jarred J.]

found the meal that jazzdad eats before he invents a new product

 

[Jarred J.]

another jazz leak..

 

[JazzDad]

Available in your team of choice, if your team is Tampa Bay.

Could you imagine a stadium of these things all going at the same time?

 

[JazzDad]

The JDI All Brass Jazz Combo is available for parties and bar mitzvahs.

 

[Jarred J.]

since Jazz is always at work I found this secret image at his house...

 

[JazzDad]

Awwww- Jeanie, my wife!  With some of our cats.  Look, there Jazz41, and Jazz33, and Little Jazz18a.  Of course there's Jazz87, behind Jeanie, spraying on the wall (as usual).

 

[kitn1mcc]

Once explains the stains on the boxes on the last order

 

[JazzDad]

More value, more options, more odors;

JDI Delivers!

 

[JazzDad]

Along with all the normal colours, JDI will now make their entire line of LED products available in infrared and ultraviolet.  You can now have emergency warning for those outside of the visible spectrum, such as zombies and aliens.

No need to thank us - It's our job.  JDI

 

[Jarred J.]

picture of the dispatch center at his factory

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[kitn1mcc]

the last time i send in an order.  i had to climp up to a cross box and connect a hand key to this old rotten wire

 

[JazzDad]

Florence works on one of the production lines, testing the water-integrity of our beacons.  (She assures us that they hold water just fine.)  Here Florence is at home, engaging in her hobby of washing dishes that had just been washed (which had just been washed).  She likes to keep her hands wet so there's no ramp up time when she arrives for her next shift at work.  Another dedicated employee at JDI, where "We do stuff so you give us money."

 

[JazzDad]

JDI intern trying to understand the concept of a rotator.

 

[JazzDad]

We used to say that JDI offered everything but ...  Now, we are your one-stop shopping experience.  Not only can you get all of your emergency vehicle equipment from us, but now you can get the place to wash your hands after you install it. 



JDI – It all just makes sense.

 

[kitn1mcc]

So JDI is in the plumming supply business now

 

[JazzDad]

We have been for years.  Who do you think moves the %@#& from one place to another?

 

[Storm82]

We have been for years. Who do you think moves the %@#& from one place to another?

So I guess that makes you the pile-it? [emoji12]

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

wow

 

[JazzDad]

Yours truly performing lunch time entertainment at the JDI cafeteria.



Sing along, if you wish.  "In the good, old summer time.  In the ... "

 

[kitn1mcc]

So how is the greek econmic crash affecting JDI

 

[JazzDad]

Our vault of Drachmas may be in high demand again soon.

Here's a photo of the chorus line in the recent JDI production of a Greek tragedy:

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Also, JDI's financial holdings will remain relatively unimpacted, as the primary currency held by the company is the Kerplukistani Dyumlooki, currently trading at 1 to .00037 USD.


Before you ask, I'm not sure on the conversion to Eritrean Nakfa.

 

[kitn1mcc]

i heard that JDI had a visit from the SEC

 

[JazzDad]

(I couldn't pay you to feed me better lines.  Thanks.)

Why, yes- we were visited by the SEC.  However, we are not interested in buying Samsung Electronics Corporation at this time.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i also heard JDI has stopped production on their interior mounted full size lightbar, something about drivers hitting their heads on it??

 

[jph2]

i also heard JDI has stopped production on their interior mounted full size lightbar, something about drivers hitting their heads on it??

It was mounted upside down and JDI cleverly marketed it as both a lightbar and a means of ensuring occupants' haircuts were always within regulation. Unfortunately, the American Medical Association took exception to the fast rotator versions, claiming they were performing lobotomies without a license.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

It was mounted upside down and JDI cleverly marketed it as both a lightbar and a means of ensuring occupants' haircuts were always within regulation. Unfortunately, the American Medical Association took exception to the fast rotator versions, claiming they were performing lobotomies without a license.

thank god they didnt purchase his interior mount version of the roto-ray

 

[JazzDad]

i also heard JDI has stopped production on their interior mounted full size lightbar, something about drivers hitting their heads on it??

 

[kitn1mcc]

when are we gonna see some new products

 

[Turd Ferguson]

As soon as the copyright infringement lawsuits are all settled.