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You're telling me you don't want a Speakin’ Beacon® ??
JDI industries are first due to my heart
PHASE I!!! Phase II had none of those problems. What? [Lawyer speaking to me.] Phase II had very few problems.
And each one is tested and documented under strict, controlled conditions to ensure the highest reliability JDI is known for.
For Immediate Release:
In its ongoing business diversification program, JazzDad Industries, LTD (NYSE:JDI), announced today that they are building a water bottling facility in Michigan. CEO and president, JazzDad said, “We found a very economical site, and partnered with the city for unlimited use of their water supply. Our technicians found the water to be of superior quality, and ‘tastes real good’. There will be no treatment of the water – just the natural goodness that comes right from the main supply line and into the bottle.” Expect to see this product on grocer’s shelves about July 1.
In its ongoing business diversification program, JazzDad Industries, LTD (NYSE:JDI), announced today that they are building a water bottling facility in Michigan. CEO and president, JazzDad said, “We found a very economical site, and partnered with the city for unlimited use of their water supply. Our technicians found the water to be of superior quality, and ‘tastes real good’. There will be no treatment of the water – just the natural goodness that comes right from the main supply line and into the bottle.” Expect to see this product on grocer’s shelves about July 1.
Hi, this is reporter Buzz Redwire of The Lightbar Times Picayune. We have received a tip about some new fuses JDI may plan to reveal at an upcoming emergency vehicle lighting trade show; however another source says the big reveal may occur at Burning Man, for reasons unknown. Can you give us an estimated time of arrival to market for all of the items (we know one will arrive in around 3,800 feet per second). 
Pretty good, however I question the actual ampacity of those items. (Said by one with some experience in imaginative solutions to in-field electrical failures.)
I am so glad FDIC is over. It gets harder every year to sneak into the venue.
- Lead Acid – Come on, really?
- Nickel Cadmium - Old news.
- Lithium Ion – Please, don’t make me laugh!
JDI’s new acerbic argillaceous (AcAr) batteries are proving to be the most efficient in the number of charge/discharge cycles and avoids the inherent flaw of Li-ion cells, ie; heteroatom-promoted lateral lithiation in the site-selective replacement of a benzylic hydrogen atom for those of the lithium, reducing further functionalization. Available soon.
Saw the new batteries. That's fine & dandy, but does it have a Rockwell turbo encabulator?
If the 7th conductor was non-reversible, the phase would shift by 51.4285714285 degrees per revolution, thereby setting up a harmonic ripple current that would destabilize the circuit through constantly increasing amplitude, rendering it unusable.
Sheeesh, every 3rd grader knows that.
Sheeesh, every 3rd grader knows that.
Law enforcement agencies have been feeling the squeeze ever since Ford halted production of the CVPI. We at JDI feel your pain, that's why we are producing the JDPI.
On an entirely new platform, designed for high performance, speed and a greater MTBF, the JDPI is setting the standard for policing vehicles. Just look at the sturdy frame and 95 BHP engine, which produces 200 ft lbs of torque. Coupled with JDI lighting, siren, console, partition and trunk organizer, this vehicle can not be beat. Call JDI sales today for more information. JDI - Just Do It!
Happy workers assembling another JDPI.
On an entirely new platform, designed for high performance, speed and a greater MTBF, the JDPI is setting the standard for policing vehicles. Just look at the sturdy frame and 95 BHP engine, which produces 200 ft lbs of torque. Coupled with JDI lighting, siren, console, partition and trunk organizer, this vehicle can not be beat. Call JDI sales today for more information. JDI - Just Do It!
Happy workers assembling another JDPI.
I'm surprised you're not touting the run-flat wheels, but that feature didn't get past me...
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a....anyways, he did some nighttime surveillance & snapped a spy photo of the siren speaker that JDI is reportedly considering installing in the new JDPI. I asked him if it's definitely a 'go', but for some reason he couldn't hear what I was asking. So, is this infact the rumored 300w siren speaker?
Special pricing for two close out items. (These didn't sell as well as we had projected.
The JDI SplitFail®.
JDI's Camo-Bar®. (We thought it would be a major contract with the military.)
The JDI SplitFail®. JDI's Camo-Bar®. (We thought it would be a major contract with the military.)
I’m thinking of getting out of the emergency services equipment manufacturing business. It’s no fun anymore, what with all the regulations and certifications. For example, now they want JDI to be sure our lightbars don’t burst into flames when you apply power to them. I know, can you believe this stuff? Where will it all end?
