Happy 4th!
- Thread starter JazzDad
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behold JDIs latest innovation, the particulate beacon. capable of producing 7 flashes per minute (as its pendullum mounted with a flash rate variable based on how fast the person walks) . Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, anal leakage, migraines and death. Patent pending in 48 states, law suits pending in 5, manufactured in the Kerplukistan plant with care, packaged and shipped in Wuhan
I thought JDI had been closed and Jazzdad had retired to an undisclosed location.
it has been
and he did
nothing is real
question everything
the truth is out there
or whatever Rhianna said
At this point we're all living in an end-game simulation right? That's why the murder hornets appeared and then disappeared. Patch was glitched so they uninstalled it.
Don't forget spontaneously combustible flatulence.
For at least one person in America today, this will be the last day they have 10 fingers.
For at least one person in America today, this will be the last day they have 10 fingers.
Essentially correct. JDI moved to an undisclosed location and I closed.